No more taco bell...

So an update on this little thing, when we got him a few years ago he was 3 lbs seen below. After being rotten and spoiled to death in which he eats in the morning then sleeps all day he now weighs 7.5 lbs.  Healthy, I think not. About time for a diet I think....

I'll show you!

So even though Fedor has been fixed, he proceeds to let me know that is not stopping him from being man of the house.  He decided after just being fixed...to pee on my bed.  Really?!?!?! Granted he was probably mad his manhood was gone but then I start to wonder if I did the right thing....

Sooner or later somethings gotta go.....

So I have finally broke down and decided to get Fedor fixed.  It has been a long time coming.  I kept putting it off and putting it off.  Well, when this little dude decided to start peeing on everything that resembles a plastic bag, I draw the line brotha!  So on the 10th of Oct. this little dude is getting the manhood taken care of.  Good luck my little furry friend....you just couldn't keep your leg down!

So I have a sister now....

This past weekend Preston and I got Hayleigh a dog (and me I'm not gonna lie I wanted one).  Turns out instead of the cute puppy, I had received from a friend for free, we got a Great Dane from craigslist.  NOW, don't get me wrong she is beautiful. A Blue Merle.  Apparently, those type of Danes are expensive and we lucked out because even though she is 3 yrs already, she was only 50.00.  So we change the puppy and get the Dane.  The owner we got her from says she is potty trained, wonderful, well behaved etc.  WE get her home and here how this goes......Day 1 - We go to my Matt and Kristi's for the UFC fight and come home to a knocked over bowl of dog food and a 8x8 cow patty in the living room (ok we will give her that, it's a new home after all). Day 2 - Bowl knocked over, she got her bag of dog food and jumped on Hayleighs bed and ate on her bed. Day 3 - I go to Walmart to get groceries, come back and she had ripped the mattress pad stuffing from her mattress Pad, I almost passed smooth out.  OF course her previous mom wouldn't have dreamed she would do this and nor did I.  She is sooooo calm around us.  I think she is just having new home anxiety......hopefully.....Poor Fedor doesn't know what to think.....

My dog bites the hand that feeds him

I am in a bit of a pickle with this dog.  Although he is sweet and gets along with the kids, he has almost enough issues to make me rehome him.  We found him on the street and I understand he is going to be aggressive with his food because of it.  but it's like he is bipolar. one minute he is lovey dovey, the next thing you know he chases the cat til she nearly pee's herself for no reason.  I am sure she is thrilled at the fact that we now have a dog that chases her all the time. Poor thing.  So last night Hayleigh was trying to give the cat a treat, then like a bold of lightening, Fedor races over to where she is and starts biting and growling at her hands.  Apparently he thought those were his treats.  Either way, you bite my kids you are going down.  I just don't know if I am acting too soon and not giving him a chance.

Panties and Paper?

Now don't get me wrong I love our dog, Fedor.  But he finds any panties he can to chew on and drags them about the house, on the couch, under the coffee table etc.  It is only a matter of time  before we have a visitor that finds some for us.  Can't leave the bathroom doors open, he loves to dig any paper out of the trash so he can pull it apart with his teeth to leave a mess for me.  Every day there is a point where I look at the ground or couch and say "REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?"